fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck pen (Pen with Smart Phone Stylus)

For those moments when everything just goes to sh*t...

The following pen reads:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Twist open/closed
Stylus end means cleaner screens!
Black ink inside

Clip allows you to wear this pen as a fancy accessory--and let people know where you stand.

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