If you've never particularly advertised yourself as the poster child for normalcy, but the muggles in your life keep acting scandalized by things you admit to publicly, this is for you.
The following pencils have been engraved with the phrase
I NEVER CLAIMED TO BE NORMAL
#2 lead
Green pencil body
Engraved in USA
Measures 7.5”
Not sharpened
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