There's only so much time in a day and so many fucks to give. The world is loud and full of pointless distractions, but with this pen, you can cut through the bullshit and focus on what really matters. Write down your priorities each day and cross them off as you go. If it's not on your list, don't bother giving a fuck. It's a simple but effective solution. Give it a try!
The following pen reads:
FUCK THE DUMB SHIT
Twist open/closed Stylus end means cleaner screens! Black ink inside
Clip allows you to wear this pen as a fancy accessory--and let people know where you stand.
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