For those days you cannot be bothered to care about anything that isn't paying your bills or giving you hugs at the end of the day, I present the following pencils engraved with the phrase:
I DON'T GIVE A #2
#2 lead
Mustard yellow pencil body
Engraved in USA
Measures 7.5”
Not sharpened
Stuck in a boring lecture or meeting? Amuse yourself by taking notes with pencils by The Carbon Crusader!