The perfect gift for your favorite coworker, who always makes you laugh or your sibling who is a deadpan snarker… or to remind people of who you are exactly when they ask to borrow your pen.
this pen says:
there’s a 98% chance of sarcasm today
Pen contains black ink
stylus end means cleaner screens!
twist open/shut
features a clip so you can wear it for a subtle hint to others
Custom options available in our shop!
No more boring pens! The Carbon Crusader is here to save your supplies one pen at a time!
